Independance Day

Hi you??...Got some friends comin over later to sip on the brew with me and enjoy our day off....and shoot off whatever fireworks we find in celebration of ire independance from England and the fuckin taxes they put on the liquor back then.....Our founding fathers were basically moonshiners as was the early pioneers of NASCAR....but taxes still seem to be the shackles politicians are addicted to as they use em to buy votes by starting programs to suck in the good, the bad, and the stupid....It's amazing we've survived as long as we have but capitalism is still the best form of guvmint they is. If socialism is so great, why are they comin across in innertubes & tacomobiles to get here. Maybe they wouldn't be so fuckin poor if they tried capitalism and quit breedin babies they can't feed except to the flies.. Common sense is in real short supply these days. That's something they need to teach in school instead of how to wear your pants around your ankles and throw trash around the bus stops. Let's bow ire heads now in prayer...Lard help us for we know not what we're doing. Please help America get thru the next mellinia okay without going socialist or like that place in the Mel Gibson movie 'Beyond Thunderdome'...save us from the stupid celebrities who ought to stick to their daytime jobs instead of badmouthing America to be hip and excepted. Don't they realize if the radical muslims ever took over, they would be the first ones marched into the gas chambers...and please oh Lard, keep Al Gore in his lock box...we'd all be a lot better off....now, let's start our engines and get drunk....yeee haaaa!!!