Last of September

That's what my ma always said when somebody asked her when my birthday was. Last of september. And yesterday was it. I wouldn't be doing a blog rat now but I was on here waiting for that John Prine thang download from Grifting Drifter's blog site and gave up and just started doin my own blog while I sit here in my cluttered room listening to Neal Boortz goin on about that dishwasher guy Pedro who lost 50 somethin thousand dolars he'd saved to take to his family in Guatemala and got it seized by customs robbers when he tried to take it home...but I'm sippin my coffee and making a list of shit to do when I finally do get off my ass and do somethin halfway responsible. I think I'll turn Neal off now and just put on some Booker T and the MG's or maybe my Ernest Tubb live cd I got from the library.....yah...that's it.....old ET and a cigar to start the fur ball rolling. Skew me while I fetch the ET cd and a stogie....back in a sec...10:43 am monday October the thirst, 2007...the year of i're Lard and they's a lot of fuckin lard....and a bunch of gnawed ribs on that plate in the living room I ate last night in the solitude of my debris and listening to Matt Drudge on the radio sayin he wasn't gonna do his sunday night radio show no more.....the bastiid....my ma always looked forward to hearing Matt on sunday nights...me too.....oh well.......but I gotta go see her at the rehab place in a bit. She had a stroke on friday July 27th...I've bean dealing with that trauma ever since and trine to fix the house up to bring her back here to take care of her but it's slow going with my klutzlike movements or lack thereof. ..but at any rate, the weather's gargeous in Atlanta this week and my high school reunion is this saturday at some Stone Mountain hotel....They want 70 fuckin dollars to go plus cash bar.....I'll decide saturday around 5 pm....I haven't bean to a single reunion so fur......it might be kind of emotional along with the crap about my ma.....I might come back and amend this blog later but I'd butter go ahead and post it now so I can take a long hot shire and carry on the rest of monday....so there you are....later, pal........Moe.....I mean Johnny...I mean Hollywood 10:59 am...the day after the last of september.....yeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa!....damn...this is one stale old cigar.......